#countryhumans soviet x america

[susanmeki]

didn't expect? I'm here! made a mem with a template that I will also post. (AAA I LIKE THIS>~<)

[weirdestbooks]

Hello! My name is Ailbhe Saoirse (or Weird). This is my writing blog where I keep all my books and oneshots. My main blog is @weirdestarrow, my ninjago sideblog is @weirdestninjago, and my countryhumans sideblog is @weirdestcountryhumans

I take requests (although not smut) so if you have something you think I should write, shoot me an ask!

I also love helping out other writers so if you ever want some writing advice or to ask about my process in writing, feel free to ask or DM me and I’ll answer your questions the best I can.

If you are interested in any of my headcanons, I have a website that explains many of them if you want to check that out, or shoot me an ask, I'd love to explain.

Table of Contents

Historical Countryhumans Books

Secrecy and Deception: The Cold War. Over 50 years of battles fought between two ideologies, sponsored by the two most powerful countries in the world. On one side, the United States of America and capitalism. On the other side, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. And in this standoff of nations, war is not an option. But still, only one can remain. (Countryhumans Cold War)

The Consequence of Loyalty: When Kentucky was sent to the Philippines to prepare for a possible Japanese invasion, he did not expect to enjoy it. However, as he got closer to the Phillippines and when he was eventually ordered to flee, Kentucky was forced to decide between following orders and staying behind to defend the Phillippines for as long as possible. (Countryhumans World War 2 in the Philippines)

The Occupation [On Hiatus, will be uploaded when Hiatus ends]

The Shot Heard Around the World: Thirteen Colonies loved his Father, but after the Seven Year's War, he wasn't sure if his father felt the same way. His Father just needed to listen to him. If he didn't, well, Thirteen and his Father weren't going to be on the same page. Or be a part of the same empire. Because Thirteen could only take so much before he would take drastic action himself. (Countryhumans American Revolution)

A Civil Disagreement: North v South. Free State v Slave State. States Governments v Federal Government. For being a country holding the name of United, America was anything but united. The states still stuck together though. That is until December 20, 1860. The bloodiest fight the Union has ever had is about to begin. (Countryhumans American Civil War)

Dominion of New England: In 1686, Britain decided it was time to unite some of the colonies in New England into a dominion under his control. This is the story of that dominion, the Dominion of New England. (Countryhumans History of the Dominion of New England)

Forget Them Not: The Great Countryhumans Archive: In a world where countries are personified, an organization called the Countryhumans Research Archival Project has dedicated itself to recording the stories and histories of these countryhumans. (AKA an archive of fake newspapers and such that canonically exists inside my countryhumans universe. Just a little fun project to explore different angles of things)

Regular Countryhumans Books

Secret States [Under Editing, Will Be Uploaded when Done]

Wrong Reflection: For about 400 years, Alfred F Jones believed he was the only personification of the United States of America. That is, until his counterpart from another dimension appeared in New York City—cue chaos. (Or my kind of crack Countryhumans x Hetalia fanfic)

Countryhumans Oneshots

Historical Oneshots

Other Oneshots

British Michigan AU Collection

Countryhumans Hispanic Heritage Month 2024

Ninjago Books and Oneshots

[maurmaurii]

CH survival guide: Shipping

Hello fellow countryhumans fan!

Whether you’re a brand-new fan or a hardened veteran, you’ve most likely come across a “ship.”

(You probably already know this, but in case you don’t, here are quick definitions:

• a “ship” is a shorter way of saying “relationship”

• “shipping” refers to the practice of creating these relationships

• “shippers” is used to refer to people that indulge in shipping)

Now, with that out of the way, you might be wondering; what the hell does this have to do with anything? That’s what I’m here to discuss.

Countryhumans is a wacky fandom, this is no secret. The wackiness comes from the lack of “true canon”. CH is not based off any TV show, movie series, book, or anything of the matter. The only “canon” is history, and even then, history can change depending who you ask. Therefore, almost everything you see coming out of this fandom is essentially HEADCANONS, because there’s no such thing as canon in this hellhole.

However, the lack of canon doesn’t mean you can do whatever the hell you want, no. These are still countries, personified as they may be. So, here are a few rules/guidelines that I would recommend you to follow.

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No.1: KEEP SOME HISTORICAL ACCURACY

• It doesn’t make sense to ship two countries that have no connections whatsoever.

• This also includes tensions, rivalries, and conflicts, which I will go more in-depth on for number 2.

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No.2: BE MINDFUL OF SITUATIONS

• This refers to tensions and conflicts of their time. With these situations, countries should NOT be shipped.

Some modern examples of ships that should not sail:

• Israel and Palestine

• Russia and America

• Romania and Hungary

Some historical examples of ships that should not sail:

• Soviet Union and America

• United Kingdom and Soviet Union

• Soviet Union and Third Reich*

(NOTE: It is possible at the start of wwii, BUT before you start celebrating, I need you to read number 3!)

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No.3: DYNAMICS!!!!!!!!!

• This is one I don’t see talked about very often, so it’s especially important that you listen, because the dynamics of a ship can absolutely affect how good or bad it is.

• This means keeping things realistic to the characters and their situation, which ties in with no.1 AND no.2. Think to yourself: “Would these two ACTUALLY be an ‘uwu soft boy x big strong man’ type of relationship?” Because 99.998% of the time, the answer is “ABSOLUTELY NOT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY G-”

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SO, HOW DO I APPLY THIS?

Well, here are some questions you can ask yourself that apply to these guidelines.

• “Would they know each other?”

• “Do they have a friendly/non-hostile relationship in this time period?”

• “Is their dynamic realistic?”

If you can say yes to all of these questions, then you’re probably good to go!

BUT…

A FEW THINGS TO REMEMBER:

• Some people will not ship the same things you do; and that’s completely OK! Some people don’t like shipping AT ALL; and that’s also completely OK! Certain ships, or shipping as a whole, might not be for them.

• Remember to BE RESPECTFUL; don’t attack anyone if they have different opinions or preferences.

• Most of this stuff won’t affect you much IRL! Digital footprint might be real, but employers and colleges won’t really care if you post cringey art or fanfics. A LOT of other people have posted similar things, if not worse. So, unless you posted something REALLY depraved (I’m talking borderline/full on criminal shit), you’ll probably be just fine if you use another email or phone number for your school/work.

With all this being said, have a wonderful day/night!

[third-reich-is-cute]

T.R.I.C

Here are my favorite ships for countryhumans: Favorite Ships: (*) = Best Germany(M) x Poland(M) Poland(M) x Indonesia(M) (It was very reasonable) America(M) x Russia(M) (*) (I had to) Third Reich(M) x Soviet Union(M)(*) Russia(M) x Soviet Union(M)(*) (I know… I totally know…) Germany(M) x Third Reich(M)(*) (Yeah… about dat…) Belarus(F) x Russia(M)(*) (Ahem…) Third Reich(M) x Philippines(M) (Um… Yeah…) Canada(M) x Ukraine(F) Ukraine(F) x Belarus(F)(*) (Uhhhh…) Antarctica(M) x Russia(M)(*) (da cold bois) America(M) x Philippines(M) Belarus(F) x Third Reich(M)(*) (Yeeeaaahhh…about daaaat…)

[the-last-panqueque]

@gabymoratoons esto fue lo que se me ocurrió apenas leí tu preguntita :v (Espero que te guste!!!) Ahora que lo pienso... Usa y Urss son compañeros de gaseosa? :v

^w^ Me faltas otras preguntitas... ya estoy trabajando en ello uwu

-PQQ

[venturesomescout]

USSR is really drunk

[yet-another-ch-blog]

this is the pinnacle of raw emotion

[graceshadowwolf]

FINALLY, I'VE REDEEMED THAT UGLY PHOTO I DREW OF SSA :'DDD

It's SSA and Catalonia tho uwu

[yet-another-ch-blog]

[graceshadowwolf]

This boi right here is SSA (no one calls him by his real name)^^

He's kinda important for my newest book—

It's called "Stitches" btw if you haven't seen my previous posts about it :')

—He's Soviet and America's kid.

He was an unplanned pregnancy when Soviet and America had a one night stand together from being drunk and shit. Soviet almost aborted him—

Sad :'(

—but then he decided to keep him. America didn't want him though—

I mean, he has 50 kids already.

—and they had a huge fight. Then Cold War!

America doesn't consider SSA as his kid and SSA doesn't consider America as his dad. Nobody knows that America is his other dad—

yet

—Why the hell am I spoiling all of this? :'|